Thursday, May 22, 2008

Negro?

Basically sleeping all throughout my lectures and tutorials, I finally decided that I needed some sort of reward for my efforts for actually turning up. Yesterday at the rsl dad introduced me to one of his Negro friends. But by that i mean his friend coming from Montenegro. Did you laugh or were you deeply shocked and offended that I said 'Negro'? I'd rather you laughed you ignorant racist scum. Montenegro is situated in south east Europe lying next to Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, and the proper term for a person coming from Montenegro is 'Montenegrin', so i can safely call him a negrin or a 'neggi.'

Well this neggi had on one of the best outfits a geriatric could wear. I wish I had a photograph. A simple black cardigan like coat layered with a black and white intricately patterned woolly gold buttoned vest and white shirt accompanied with a cute patterned bow tie. I thought it was absolutely adorable! Apparently he cheats in chess.

I'm going a bit off topic, but anyways after hopping off the train I ducked into a Vinnies and saw a similar looking coat to his patterned vest, and yeah i bought it. I've already cut out the shoulder pads and I'm going cut the bottom so it'll look like a penguin suit. Did i mention i almost stepped on a tiny dog wearing a cardigan lying in the middle of the store?

Well that's a bastard combination of some of the interesting things that have happened over the past two days that I thought were worthy of mention. I also bought a book of textures and pattterns at Kinokuniya and have had steak for dinner three times in a row and currently surfing the crimson wave. And yes, I was at the rsl with my dad. I just have to say this, new south is a small place, you run into everyone. For now, goodbye i'm trying to dress like an old negga.

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